I have not abandoned you.
I have Booty Balm.
And Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly.
AND Tough Titties Nipple Rub.
Yes, it sounds scandalous, but it's actually product for new mom's.
So! If you're a new mom or you know one (or you're just kinky as hell), please leave a comment and I'll choose a random number to get the winner on Friday. I only as one favor of you...if you win, please let us know what you think about the product on your blog or leave a comment here.
And if you want to buy some, just click on the links above and show our small businesses some love. Lots of love.
I'm Taking the Challenge!
About Me
- Crystal
- I have a girl, Virginia, who is nine and a boy, Devon, who is seventeen and baby Harmony is not such a baby anymore...she's turning 3.
Some people overeat, some binge drink. Me? I overshare. If you don't know how I broke my pubic bone already, you will if you keep reading. Emesis basin, anyone?
33 comments:
Oh, pick me! Pick me!
Not a "new" mom, but I have two different sets of friends having twins in July and one friend due in July with a singleton. Plus, can't get any better than the names of those products, can ya???
Glad you're back, Crystal. You are amazingly strong, brave and simply awesome. Rock on, sistah!!!
teri in kirkland
I will be a new mom in August, and would love to try out these products. So glad you are back!!!
I have brandnew grandbaby (see profile pic). Also have two sisters whose babies are due soon. One cousin who has an infant, another two expecting.
We're having a baby boom! Christmas is going to be SO fun this year!!!
Not a new mom - mine's almost 18 - but I have a girlfriend who just had a baby girl who's having "bleeding" nipple issues.
I'm from Canada though, so it might be an issue.
Having breastfed three children longer than I even wanted to admit to La Leche League (when you have to tell your daughter she can't take you to Kindergarten because you are not her "snack", that's too long, man..I could have really used something other than bagbalm back then.
I'd use it now because having soft nipples has been a lifetime goalof mine..no, really, it has.
:)
I'm a somewhat new mom. My son is 7 months old.
im actually ab to ship a boppy out to my very pregnant friend. this would be a perfect addition!
...but the very kinky idea isnt bad... lol
Take care Crystal!
I have a 6 week old breastfed baby and a 1 week old blog, pick me!
I am in the running! My brother will have a new baby soon and this would make a great gift for his girlfriend!
oooh oooh oooh!!! Pick me!!! Not her - ME!!! Please? A friend of mine is going to have a baby any day now (pleas God, this has been the LONGEST pregnancy known to man) and I would LOVE to give her a goody basket with this stuff in it!
(if you don't pick me, I'll be buying some after the next pay day anyway!)
Oh. My.
I'm going to put up a link to that website, because marketing like that MUST be rewarded. Of course, only 4 people ever read my blog, but, hey, one starfish at a time, right?
"Love bites. Deal with it." SHould be the subtitle for all La Leche LEague books...
Oh, I'm not in the drawing. My babyest baby is 9. I think. It's so hard to keep count...
I'm going to push another one out in about five months so if that makes me eligible then I'm all for it.
Best friend just popped. AND she's kinky as hell. Perfect combo ;-)
I will be a first time mom in September. Very exciting. I would love to try out some Tough Tittie Nipple cream as I hear that is one of the worst side effects of nursing and pumping.
Wendi in Knoxville
oooo! Pick me! My best friend just had her second and would love all this stuff!
Oh! I have a 6 mo old and STILL suffer from dryness LOL.... I want some of the mother effer's stuff..... wow...... wouldn't dh love to step off that ship and me NOT have an issue HAHAHA.......
Crystal.... we love you and hope you are doing well :)
I would love some Booty Balm!!!!
New mom here!!!!!
My youngest needs some booty balm, like yesterday. Pick me, cause random is the way I roll.
Since I'm due in Oct this should come in handy. I was planning on buying some Nipple Rub anyway just b/c it's not supposed to be a goopy as the Lansinoh
I'm going to be an aunt in a few weeks, the mom could definitely use this!
So glad to have you back!!!
If I can stop laughing at the names of these products, I would totally use them! We are due with our first baby late next month and I would love nothing more than to have the chance to use that stuff and then leave it out where my husband's 86 year-old grandma can find it and declare us 'scandalous'! perfect blog material.
I would love to give this to my pregnant sister. She's due in July! She'd die from embarrassment at the names, and isn't that the best part?
Whoops that last anonymous was me. I have the squimish sister due in July. =D
joti
Nope, not a new mommy...mine are 13, 8 and 3, BUT I have a sister of a 1 year old who is pregnant AGAIN...and 5 friends who are due right around the same time (really...they are all due in the months of april and may...something in the water I'm sure.) So if you pick me then you'd really be helping me out with all of the baby shower gifts I'm gonna have to buy. (PLEASE...with chocolate chips on top???)
I love me some free shit!!! I too have one fresh out of the c-hole. Boy, these things would be great to try instead of my mother-in-laws "home remidies". Bitch told me to put a dirt dobbers nest in some pantyhose and dab it on the babys but to get rid of rash. Thanks, but hell to the no!
Not a new mom, am a little kinky but don't need to be in the drawing but couldn't help but comment on the names. LOL they are hilarious. Take care of your self and we will be here for you.
Chris
Hi Crystal, If you are giving these all away seperately, I would love to win the booty balm, I have been battling diaper rash with my 2 year old son for, well, 2 years. It is almost a nonstop occurance and there is nothing the docs can find to relieve it. Until he potty trains, I am screwed. Thanks for the opportunity!
Mandy in MN
P.S. You are so awesome.
Just wanted to say that.
pick me pleeeeease.....I'm nursing my 4 month old and she is cutting teeth and it huuuurts!
Hope all is well with you!
I'll throw my name in!
This sounds cool! Please pick me. I have been loving reading your blog lately, it's nice to know that I am no the only one out there that is a little off their knocker and not afraid to talk about it.
Incoherently Lucid
Oh I need some of those!
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