EDIT: This just in... if you use the coupon code "hahacrystal", you'll get 20% off of any order now through the end of May. GO FORTH, MY LOVES, AND SPREAD THE HERPES.
My new friends over at A Sense Of Humor sent me a big box of stuff. Really, really good stuff. After obsessing about it for a couple of days, I have picked one - (what? WHAT? Ugh. Virginia tells me I'm being greedy) - two - (shit, what now? Blah, blah, blah, set a good example, Mom) - okay, THREE, THREE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, YOU LITTLE TREE HUGGER?
Ahem...3 things to send out to the winner of this contest. But, I'm not giving up the Herpes and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
You know the drill. Winner will be picked on Friday.
(Oh, and if you don't win? Support our small businesses and buy some Herpes. They make great gifts for your boss. Or his wife.
Anyone hiring out there?)
I'm Taking the Challenge!
About Me
- Crystal
- I have a girl, Virginia, who is nine and a boy, Devon, who is seventeen and baby Harmony is not such a baby anymore...she's turning 3.
Some people overeat, some binge drink. Me? I overshare. If you don't know how I broke my pubic bone already, you will if you keep reading. Emesis basin, anyone?
118 comments:
That's the happiest, cutest, sunshiniest herpe I have ever seen.
Hmmm, I'm wondering how I can sneak back into the comments section and be #42?!?!?!
I've heard Herpes are hard to give up. Once you get them.....glad to know you are passing on other things though : )
I want to win this, because I never win anything from you.
Possibly that is because I don't enter often, but, I'm trying, damnit!
Sounds interesting ...
Woot! Pick me oh random generator thingy! PICK MEEEEEEE!!
I use the fountain of knowledge mouth freshener too!
OK - I spent more than 15 minutes on that site. Just sayin'.
Well you know what they say, love isn't forever but herpes is.
See, I knew herpes was cuddly and sweet, not nasty like those doctors say.
Whenever I get shingles, I tell people I have herpes to frighten them.
Because shingles and chicken pox are a type of herpes symplex.
Get it?
I've never wanted anything so badly! The Herpes are so cute. You're one lucky woman.
Do they make great gifts for my Professor's jerk of a husband?
Hah, I think I'll enter to win for my first time. I agree about the #42, though!
If any of that is as funny as the herpes, I want it.
No herpes for me? awww, it's so cute. Is it my turn to win something?
The Herpe is cute but I like the Flying Monkey Catapult! LOL
I'm sorry and I know this is a repeat, but I am kind of new and I wanted to have my name signed in right....*eyes going buggy*
Pick me, Pick me!!
I've never won anything either. Then again, this is my first time entering. You can keep the herpe though. I've made it 45 years without one...I don't want to start now!
Pick me! Pick me!
Oddly enough, the herpes is cute!
I need a sense of humor
Pllleeaasssee pick me!
Thanks
Barb
I want sompin, send me sompin, I never win nofin, so I want sompin...does it help to baby talk or whine?
Isn't he adorable? I gave one to a friend for Christmas. She takes great joy in telling people I gave her Herpes.
*giggle*
Please enter me in the contest. My Syphilis and Lyme Disease could use some new friends. :-D
please, oh please let me be the one to get picked. i work around health professionals, this would be PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!
V tell mommy Raime needs to win!! LOL that was a cute herpe tho *counting posts* Am i 42 yet?!?!!? my age is, does that count?
I would love to win! Yesterday was my birthday... does that up my chances? lol
Oh I want, I want--
Love the herpes-- there is a long weird college professor story in front of parents on parents weekend story here.
I wanna win! I don't blame you for keeping the herpes! They are so CUTE!
I can see it now...
Look honey! Crystal gave me herpes! That won't traumatize him or anything **snicker**
I'll have a side order of Valtrex with the herpes to go.
If ever I were to get herpes or anything similar, I can only hope it's from you.
online.
heh
Ok, you have no idea how much I want this! Pick me, pick me!!!!!!
pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me..........cuz I love you the bestest, crystal ;)
teri in kirkland
me me me.. it's all about me.. or well I hope I win:):)
I'd have to say, that cute lil thing is a herpe i wouldnt mind getting
lol
I would love to win something. But I'm concerned, (not about the herpes) are you looking for a job?
I enjoy that you are giving away all the fun things and keeping th herpes...oddly thats the one more apt to be passed on...and BTW wouldn't it be great if Harmony decided to adopt Herpes as her lovey...just food for thought.
I love plushie microbes!! Oooh Oooh Pick me like a scab!!
I love surprises! :) So enter me in the drawing please.
Does being a list newbie help my chances? If not perhaps my promise to donate anything age-appropriate to my son? Please?
I am sending out weird magnetic vibes to the random number generator to choose me for something I know not a thing about.
I'm feeling lucky ;)
Except I can never get the word verification right on the first try.
dude, that Herpe is wicked cute. I'd buy some crabs and call them Herpe and the Hermits.
Herpes, eh? And who said STDs aren't fun...
I want it too. ;)
Ooh oo, me! I want the Herpes! Er, wait...uh...crap.
That is the cutest herpes I've ever seen!
-Rebecca in Oregon
Damn.
No Crystal herpes today. :(
Greedy :P
hahaha! my gaming group gave each other giant plush microbes for christmas gifts this year! i just lurve 'em :)
Meeeeeeeeeee!
please
Gahh, that looks fab. Count me in :)
Good for you in not passing Herpes around. We nurses frown on that.
However, as nurses are trained in how to handle infectious diseases, you may safely hand it over to me. Naturally, I'll take the other three things off your hands as well.
ArkieRN
lol oh how i'd love the herpes.. as if they were my own hahaa
count me in!
thx have a good one!
Aww man! You mean you aren't going to share your herpes? I was so looking forward to telling everyone that Crystal gave me herpes...I will just have to settle for begging for other free stuff and hope the random number generator gods smile upon me.
goodness knows one can't go with out a nice comfy herpes!
Probably the cutest Herpe I have ever seen. Thats something you don't say everyday!
I suppose I could say it's very responsible of you to avoid passing on the Herpes, but there are so many people who want it.
I'd be honored to receive an infection (or whatever) from your contest!
Hi Crystal. Can you do an over the border thingie? If so, please pick me.
Thanks,
George
So....if I order the Herpes, how do I explain that to my husband....I never enter to win anything so I thought I'd give it a go. Happy Thursday (gag)!
I'd love to have the gift that keeps on giving...
The herpe is adorable. I must have one. :)
funny stuff - found some good mother's day gifts there.
I love random stuff!
Ooh ooh!!! I raised my had first!!! I want it! Me! Over here! With the raised hand jumping up and down!
Huh - I just realized, there are something about your posts that make me always revert back to childhood...
Pick me, please!!
It would sure be cool to win something!!!
I think I want herpes now.
maybe me? I haven't posted before but i love your blog. Glad to see someone telling life how it really is instead of sugar coating it :)
Darn, I am not #42! Maybe it will be different this time around! I love that little Herpes, he is so happy looking! Can you pass your herpes on to me??? Christine
I like free stuff!!! Pick me, pick me!!
Ok, I see your Herpes and raise you Eboli. Every year at Xmas we get everyone a silly gift - last year it was stuffed microbes. So now we get to tell everyone how we gave the oldest sister syphyllis.
Sharing is caring............... ;)
Ooh, herpes! I love the cute microbes, they always crack me up.
I would keep the happy yellow herpes to myself as well. He's just sooo cute!
Ohhh pick me pick me,, I want is all!! LOL, Crystal,, we love you!!
Pick me!! Thanks, Laura
Oohh...I want I want I want.
You selfish herpes hoarder. On the other hand, when was the last time you had so many people beg you to give them the herpes? Makes you feel like a queen, doesn't it?
I love you random winner picker thingy. Puh-lease pick me!
herpes might make my week better
Well I'll give it a shot. That Office Space kit is worth it just for the "Jump to Conclusions" mat alone.
I'm new to this... so you just comment like ... THIS? :D
Cool! And Crystal? You make my day! Everyday! :D
Aaaaargh! I'll never win at number 80 or whatever the hell this comment is!
I deserve to win because I believe that people of the Iraq and South African africans deserve a box of mystery stuff, and, while, I am in neither group, I like free stuff.
I'm super nice and I have a kid in a wheelchair, do I get any credit for that?
Crystal, you rock my world, whether I win or not. I'm anonymous only because I haven't had enough coffee to remember passwords.
Did you hear Dr. Pepper is giving away FREE Dr. Pepper if Guns n Roses ever releases their new c.d.?
sbuxcindy
I want in! Would it be awful to buy the new baby herpes to play with?
ha! that is some funny stuff. I have always wanted to give someone Herpes . . .I may have to just buy some.
:)
Looks like some fun stuff! Pick me!
Pick me, pick me. Herpes are for sharing, Crystal!
I want fun stuff!!! Give it give it!
sounds like its worth a shot. The herpes are cute, as sad and weird as I thought that would ever be to say.
I Love these things! They're adorable! I knew someone years ago that made some for her boyfriend - he work for a pharma company.
They say as long as you use protection, herpes won't be a problem! LOL...Have a great weekend~!
I think people seem to be missing out on the part that says "I'm not giving up the herpes and you can't make me".
Pick me, random number generator!
I'll play, but I'm kinda scared.
Pick me, pick me. I want to win. I don't even want the herpes, I have my own.
So, what is the drill? I subscribed to the updates just two days ago because I wanted to show up the losers who unsubscribed. Well, that and I was getting obsessive about checking for updates and really needed to free up some time for actual work.
I want herpes! Pick me, pick me!
Fun stuff!
Ahhh. herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. Count me in baby! Danyal
Me Me Me - I'm the new one
I've always wanted herpes! :-)
This is one of the greatest moments of my life...I gave Crystal herpes!!!!!!
-Kel from A Sense of Humor
gotta love the herpes
Yay! Pass some herpes over here! My momma always taught me that sharing was caring, so I might give herpes to everyone I love... AND their partners!
Love you lots! Keep your head high, sweety. We're all here for you!
W00t! W00t! Pick me pick me. If I win this I'll be sure to win in Vegas this weekend!
Ooooh, I can only IMAGINE the fun my husband and his army buddies could have passing around herpes...better than that fart machine they have!
Everyone loves the herpes. Me personally, I think the e-coli or even the flesh-eating bacteria s more my style.
Luv ya Crystal!
This is hilarious!
Me! Me! Me! Me!
All the stuff looks fun!
Pick me! Pick me! Maybe something in there will finally convince my husband to leave me alone when I say I have a headache! ;))))
I would love to have this!!
So much for sneaking back in at #42... I'm 112!!! Or at least I was a minute ago, who knows how many comments have been posted since I started typing this!
hoping i'm not too late to be included
So exciting! I wonder if the random generator will love me as much as I love it. I love it soooo much!
I'm a single mom in school...I need something to make me laugh when I'm curled up at night begging for more caffeine as I'm studying even though my eyes won't focus!
OMG...I want one of almost everything from their site!!!
I never thought I would say this, but...
Crystal, puuhhhllleeeeaaazzzzeeee give me the herpes virus!!!!
LOL
Crap, Am I still eligible?
There are THREE of us home for the next THREE weeks. And Crystal has THREE gifts to give away.
I'd say we're destined to win.
:-P
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